I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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