Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
