You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
this will be a night to untag.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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