My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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