White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
what day is it and did you see me today?
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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