Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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