I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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