What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
so much tequila, so little girl.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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