The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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