i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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