Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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