I could have mohawked her pubes.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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