I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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