i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
My legs feel like baby dolphins
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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