I don't think brook has ever known best
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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