they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
where are my eyebrows?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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