is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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