i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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