I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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