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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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