When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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