whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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