what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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