So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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