so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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