i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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