Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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