Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Boobs speak an international language.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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