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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
In America we eat man semen.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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