That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Panties = found
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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