Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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