Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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