I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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