I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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