Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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