I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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