I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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