I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
it glows. i had to have it.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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