I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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