She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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