I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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