i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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