I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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I need you to use more vowels.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
