Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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