It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Randomize