i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
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