OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
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