Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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