Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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