I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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