i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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