Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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