I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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