At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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