she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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